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If you don't know me, there's probably not anything here for you. I've got an unearthly obsession with Captain Kirk, and I feed off of ridiculous news stories.
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May. 15th, 2011 @ 03:47 pm (no subject)
I lied about ever using Livejournal again. Not my fault, not your fault; I'm just not that into you.

I can be found on the kid's Tumblr, which I ain't linking seeing as some fuck (don't know who that could be) decided to stalk him there. You'll have more luck finding me at Multorum Animos, the only active multiple forum off the sack of shit that is Livejournal.
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kirk
Apr. 4th, 2011 @ 06:47 pm Writer's Block: Waitin' for a super name
If you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?

It would have to have something to do with wolves, obviously. That's kind of my thing.
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kirk
Feb. 27th, 2011 @ 11:33 pm (no subject)
I'm going to start calling myself "pathologically high spirited".
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kirk
Feb. 13th, 2011 @ 03:25 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
Current Music: Born in the U.S.A. -Bruce Springsteen
Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground


I tolerate Heartland Rock, but it's not really my thing. Too much Americana, not enough rock.

Despite that, I fucking love Born in the U.S.A. by Springsteen, and I fucking hate people who sing it as some kind of patriotic anthem. It's not, "Fuck yeah, we're America, fuck you!" It's, "Holy shit, we're America, what are we doing." Just look at the lyrics. Look at the lyrics.

It's a reaction to the shitty lives of working class, blue collar Americans, to people who are beat down by their lives until they've got no option but to just keep going and eventually die. It's a response to the Vietnam war. It's about bleakness, death, and the shitty conditions Nam vets came home to.

I'm ten years down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go
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kirk
Feb. 10th, 2011 @ 08:05 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amusedamused
Super Columbine Massacre RPG

I'm gonna download this and try playing. Let's see if it's bad enough to offend me.

I doubt it.
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kirk
Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 10:19 pm I'm in a western mood.
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kirk
Feb. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:19 pm I'm here to watch the digitally remastered version of "They Live" and chew bubblegum.
Current Mood: amusedamused
The Punchline is Machismo

I'm pretty sure I'm every male character in this comic. Even Duke Nukem. Hell, especially Duke Nukem.

I remember when the Duke Nukem games were actually cool.

Edit: I can't talk about Duke Nukem and Duke Nukem Forever without bringing up this video: Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever
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kirk
Feb. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:46 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amusedamused
I got to sit back and enjoy watching the kid and his mom swear at my new model of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) for over an hour before deciding they'll "finish it later". I may never get a finished model, but it was damn funny.

My daughter apparently has a mowhawk now. This is gonna be blamed on me. I just know it.
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kirk
Jan. 30th, 2011 @ 10:57 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Hell's Bells -AC/DC
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Did China Try To Pass Off Top Gun As Air Force Footage?

The answer is yes. They fucking did. Chinese officials somehow decided that it was a good idea to use footage from Top Gun in place of real footage of a Chinese plane shooting stuff.

I'd play beach volleyball with whoever thought that one up.
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kirk
Jan. 30th, 2011 @ 02:36 pm (no subject)
I finally talked the kid into watching True Grit (the REAL True Grit), and neither of us got to enjoy it at-fucking-all. Not every movie has to be made political. Not every actor's politics need to be discussed. I'm aware that Wayne was a "hypocritical draft dodger" and probably racist. It doesn't mean I can't like a goddamn western, and it doesn't mean you should spend the entire movie bitching.

Epic Mickey annoys me.
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kirk